Thursday, September 18, 2008

First Cover Letter Google Docs

Uriah Waldner
New Linsburg
Vinux 123476

Dr. Fondswart
Abondoned Warehouse
Abc Linun Ave.
Mount Pelier 1452

Dear Doctor Fondswart
Good afternoon sir. I'm am writing as a reply to your job opportunity that was put in the paper in 1967 and was just wondering if the job was still available.The job Knife Boy sounds like a very good educational experience as well I found it comes quite a large pay check. As the paper states I will be the person handing you knife during your surgeries.
As for experience which I have plenty off them particularly with knifes I worked in a butcher shop where I would be the one cutting out most of the cows vital organs. Lungs, Liver, Brain, etc. So i do have allot of cutting experience as well as handling a knife. I have worked with most knifes varying from Machetes, to a switch blade, to even a Ninja Katina. So I am not inexperienced and I'm sure that i might be able to even help you do some of your surgeries. Also noting I did once work in company where we cleaned up bio-hazards and bodies. So I know allot of safety procedures mainly I wore a whole bio-suit then I cleaned up the mess with my partner. Even so I know allot of things and watching you cut into things and seeing them still live will be uplifting and educational. Why I'd say being the Knife boy will probably be the best job I've ever had.
So Sir. it would please so much to work by your side and to hand you knifes and stuff. Please consider me for this job. Your never gonna find another person other than yourself who's handled knifes so easily and freely. I mean I'm perfect for the job. I was born to hand you knifes so my friend please please please please please please please please please give me the pleasure of working with and the chance for me to fully show my skills

Sincerely



Uriah Waldner Jr.

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