Uriah Waldner Driving Road
MercV0908
Hurcule Beatem
Super Foods
Main Street 125
Bercule V0.123
Dear Mr Hercule.
Sir I read your ad in the paper about the job offer assistant to the assistant of the assistant of the assistant manager. Well I'd like the job and can start whenever you want me to. Introducing my self... I'm Uriah Waldner and I'm ready to assist.
I have plenty of assisting experience. I've assisted people in school and i was the assistant of University teacher. I went and photo copied papers for him and got him coffee all day long. Anyway that experience proves I am good assistant and that I know how to be one. I can run like forever with out spilling a drop of coffee. Anyway the point of my blabbing is that will be an excellent assistant. I have assisted in all my previous work places.
So Mr. Manager. I would like the idea very much of assisting you in your store. I will be a new revolution in your store and a good one at that.
Anyway ending my letter now please consider me as the assistant to the assistant of the assistant of the assistant manager job. I would love it. So anyway thanks for your consideration.
Dearly From
Uriah Waldner
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Cover Letter 2 MicroSoft Word
Uriah Waldner
234 Buttsbury Drive
R0L123
September 10/09
Mr. Manager
Offices and paper
201 St. Kane
R0L 123
Dear Mr Manager
Hello Sir. I would like to apply to your company, Offices and Paper . As it was advertised in The Daily News and Paper that you required some one to be office Janitor. I would appreciate perhaps an appointment where we talk face to face about this job.
As for experience I have worked as an assistant o a secretary as I had to fetch here coffee, bars , and paper while she sat at her desk and typed. I also have worked part time for some old under ground Newspaper Company (The Paper) where I got to type some stories. It’s really taught me how to write in a convincing matter. As for school I took a bunch of compute courses so I know how to use a computer very well. Also moving on considering I’m applying for a Janitor job I do have experience in cleaning and vacuuming. As for an instance when I worked in a pig barn I had to clean all the pig crap which is quite a job. I also swept isles in a Co-Op. I also one time worked for Dusty Dust Makers factory where I accidentally knocked down 1000 boxes full of compact dust with a Gator. What happen is the Gator had broken brakes so anyhow I spent a day and a half cleaning all the dust which was quite a good Janitorial experience as well I had bad back ache after that.
So anyhow sir I would appreciate it if you’d consider me for office custodian you know because I’m good at by no doubt. Not lying, you can contact my old boss at Dusty Dust Makers and he’ll tell you I cleaned up that whole mess by my self. So phone me at the number below and in case there’s no answer please leave a message or try and email me. Also it would be nice to be promoted to a writer one day...
Sincerely
Uriah Waldner Sr. (208) 525-1298
234 Buttsbury Drive
R0L123
September 10/09
Mr. Manager
Offices and paper
201 St. Kane
R0L 123
Dear Mr Manager
Hello Sir. I would like to apply to your company, Offices and Paper . As it was advertised in The Daily News and Paper that you required some one to be office Janitor. I would appreciate perhaps an appointment where we talk face to face about this job.
As for experience I have worked as an assistant o a secretary as I had to fetch here coffee, bars , and paper while she sat at her desk and typed. I also have worked part time for some old under ground Newspaper Company (The Paper) where I got to type some stories. It’s really taught me how to write in a convincing matter. As for school I took a bunch of compute courses so I know how to use a computer very well. Also moving on considering I’m applying for a Janitor job I do have experience in cleaning and vacuuming. As for an instance when I worked in a pig barn I had to clean all the pig crap which is quite a job. I also swept isles in a Co-Op. I also one time worked for Dusty Dust Makers factory where I accidentally knocked down 1000 boxes full of compact dust with a Gator. What happen is the Gator had broken brakes so anyhow I spent a day and a half cleaning all the dust which was quite a good Janitorial experience as well I had bad back ache after that.
So anyhow sir I would appreciate it if you’d consider me for office custodian you know because I’m good at by no doubt. Not lying, you can contact my old boss at Dusty Dust Makers and he’ll tell you I cleaned up that whole mess by my self. So phone me at the number below and in case there’s no answer please leave a message or try and email me. Also it would be nice to be promoted to a writer one day...
Sincerely
Uriah Waldner Sr. (208) 525-1298
First Cover Letter Google Docs
Uriah Waldner
New Linsburg
Vinux 123476
Dr. Fondswart
Abondoned Warehouse
Abc Linun Ave.
Mount Pelier 1452
Dear Doctor Fondswart
Good afternoon sir. I'm am writing as a reply to your job opportunity that was put in the paper in 1967 and was just wondering if the job was still available.The job Knife Boy sounds like a very good educational experience as well I found it comes quite a large pay check. As the paper states I will be the person handing you knife during your surgeries.
As for experience which I have plenty off them particularly with knifes I worked in a butcher shop where I would be the one cutting out most of the cows vital organs. Lungs, Liver, Brain, etc. So i do have allot of cutting experience as well as handling a knife. I have worked with most knifes varying from Machetes, to a switch blade, to even a Ninja Katina. So I am not inexperienced and I'm sure that i might be able to even help you do some of your surgeries. Also noting I did once work in company where we cleaned up bio-hazards and bodies. So I know allot of safety procedures mainly I wore a whole bio-suit then I cleaned up the mess with my partner. Even so I know allot of things and watching you cut into things and seeing them still live will be uplifting and educational. Why I'd say being the Knife boy will probably be the best job I've ever had.
So Sir. it would please so much to work by your side and to hand you knifes and stuff. Please consider me for this job. Your never gonna find another person other than yourself who's handled knifes so easily and freely. I mean I'm perfect for the job. I was born to hand you knifes so my friend please please please please please please please please please give me the pleasure of working with and the chance for me to fully show my skills
Sincerely
Uriah Waldner Jr.
New Linsburg
Vinux 123476
Dr. Fondswart
Abondoned Warehouse
Abc Linun Ave.
Mount Pelier 1452
Dear Doctor Fondswart
Good afternoon sir. I'm am writing as a reply to your job opportunity that was put in the paper in 1967 and was just wondering if the job was still available.The job Knife Boy sounds like a very good educational experience as well I found it comes quite a large pay check. As the paper states I will be the person handing you knife during your surgeries.
As for experience which I have plenty off them particularly with knifes I worked in a butcher shop where I would be the one cutting out most of the cows vital organs. Lungs, Liver, Brain, etc. So i do have allot of cutting experience as well as handling a knife. I have worked with most knifes varying from Machetes, to a switch blade, to even a Ninja Katina. So I am not inexperienced and I'm sure that i might be able to even help you do some of your surgeries. Also noting I did once work in company where we cleaned up bio-hazards and bodies. So I know allot of safety procedures mainly I wore a whole bio-suit then I cleaned up the mess with my partner. Even so I know allot of things and watching you cut into things and seeing them still live will be uplifting and educational. Why I'd say being the Knife boy will probably be the best job I've ever had.
So Sir. it would please so much to work by your side and to hand you knifes and stuff. Please consider me for this job. Your never gonna find another person other than yourself who's handled knifes so easily and freely. I mean I'm perfect for the job. I was born to hand you knifes so my friend please please please please please please please please please give me the pleasure of working with and the chance for me to fully show my skills
Sincerely
Uriah Waldner Jr.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
First post again
Hello this is my second blog. Its not black like my old one but its white. Don't know if thats an improvment or not but now its white!
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